Look at you, DRINKIN’ COFFEE! Tea is for losers.
Who is yelling at the banks, because it is a day? Professorski Elizabeth Warrenovna, that is who! Let Professor Schoolmarm E.Dubs save your coffee, from the man!
Here is the back side of all the cups! (They have two sides, front and back, or your coffee would not stay inside the cup! It would be on your bosoms!)
Here is a picture of Smokin’ Joe, on our desk!
Here is our The One cup. You can see it better down below! (We kind of fucked up the design on The One, but you could order it if you like things that are a little fucked up, like sad Christmas trees and girls with one leg.)
What, don’t teabag on you? OK! WE WON’T!
Sup, Kitten? You got a whip? Then we guess you are Texas, because we are not messing with you!
Hey Old Handsome Joe.
Hey Smokin’ Joe.
Hey, better picture of “The One.”
Rrowr, and etc.
Hey B. Barry Bamz. We love you.