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Coffee Cups! For Your Coffee!

4.86 out of 5
(7 customer reviews)

$16.99$17.99

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Look at you, DRINKIN’ COFFEE! Tea is for losers.

Who is yelling at the banks, because it is a day? Professorski Elizabeth Warrenovna, that is who! Let Professor Schoolmarm E.Dubs save your coffee, from the man!

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Ooooh Oooh Ooooh Mister Kotter! NEW CUP. SHUT THE FUCK UP LUKE RUSSERT? Yes. Shut the fuck up Luke Russert. You are welcome.shut the fuck up luke russert

This is our “Rushmore” cup, and you want it.

Here is the back side of all the cups! (They have two sides, front and back, or your coffee would not stay inside the cup! It would be on your bosoms!)

Here is a picture of Smokin’ Joe, on our desk!

Here is our The One cup. You can see it better down below! (We kind of fucked up the design on The One, but you could order it if you like things that are a little fucked up, like sad Christmas trees and girls with one leg.)

What, don’t teabag on you? OK! WE WON’T! 

Sup, Kitten? You got a whip? Then we guess you are Texas, because we are not messing with you!

Hey Old Handsome Joe.

 

Hey Smokin’ Joe. 

 

Hey, better picture of “The One.”

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Rrowr, and etc.

Hey B. Barry Bamz. We love you.

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Old Handsome Joe, Wonkette Kitten With a Whip, Don’t Teabag On Me, The Complete Set!, Smokin’ Joe, The One, rushmore, russert, Professorski Elizabeth Warrenovna

7 reviews for Coffee Cups! For Your Coffee!

  1. DeeSap
    5 out of 5

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    Holy shit. How have I previously enjoyed coffee, not in these wonderful mugs. I gotta get em all.

  2. Haystack McWiggles
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    I own a Smokin’ Joe coffee cup. It holds coffee like a champ. After I drink coffee from my Smokin’ Joe coffee cup, I beat drums with my fists and eat elk jerky. Thank you, Smokin’ Joe coffee cup for helping me regain my testicular path in life.

  3. Dawn Keipuntsch
    5 out of 5

    :

    These items seem to be completely serviceable with which to imbibe hot liquids, as are the panties located elsewhere on this site. http://www.wonkettebazaar.com/shop/coming-soon-so-many-panties/

  4. Feminazipenishrinker
    5 out of 5

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    People used to teabag on me all. the. time. Those days are *over* thanks to my handy mug. It holds my coffee in a perfectly acceptable manner, also, too.

  5. weejee
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Mrs. weejee and I just had to get four so we could have them available when we have a pair of pinkies over for brunch. Or even better when some of our crazy relations drop by.

  6. Bauke Jan Douma
    5 out of 5

    :

    Commie cups

    Up to now I drank my coffee from slurping it up from my bare hands. That’s so-so.
    I didn’t know what I was missing out on.

    Now I know.
    This website makes me fancy bad(!) those nice cups you seem to be offering.
    If only I could my hands on one or both of these,

  7. Fermion the Clown
    4 out of 5

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    I’d rate it ‘perfect’ if the carrier were right.

    Have you considered emblazoning Liz Warren on cycling jerseys? The going rate is $85 a pop, and a cycling jersey is just a few thin pieces of Lycra.

    Hmm … Lycra, Wonkette.

    Wonkette, Lycra.

    Perfect together, eh?

    And think of the profit margin!

    I’d buy one … and wear it.

    Joe Biden? Hey, I like Uncle Joe, but wear him?

    Nyah, mahn.

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