Baseball Cap, Beanie
Here, have some goddamn hats. Actually, they're really nice!
Here are some hats. The ballcaps were made in China, and the beanies in Vietnam. (We know that was going to be your first question.) I am wearing the red one. My ex-boyfriend is wearing the ridiculous freaking wig and black one, because he refused to be on my website unless he was in disguise. I am wearing the beanie because my son is not home from doing sex on his girlfriend to be my model. Don’t be sad when you go to check out and the ballcaps aren’t $12.99, okay? That is the price for the beanies.